Arsenic with a Twist of Lemonade

Mayhem and possible murder? Hard to know for sure without a body. Poor Mr. Hoskins was ran over by a golf cart then disappeared and presumed dead after drinking some of Edie Mae's special lemonade.  In this  opening radio series  we are introduced to Edie Mae and her sister Mildred.  Mildred's recently divorced daughter Ellen comes for a visit along  with a cast of unsuspecting gentlemen callers.  Would anyone care for some lemonade? 

Starring --

Mary Timpany as Edie Mae
Elizabeth Breckenkamp as Mildred
Karen Wells as Ellen
Don Converse as Cop Carver
Rob Riddell as Norm the maintenance guy 
Kevin Kline as Narrator/announcer
Written/produced by Mel Basham


Commercial parody inspired from funeral slogans found at
https://www.bestslogans.com/tag/funeral-homes-slogans/

Performance License: By Johann Sebastian Bach, performed by Ashtar Moïra [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons. Personal recording by Ashtar Moïra - Tamburini organ.